In Defense of Laziness
By Charles Chu / Medium
Lazy people make the best leaders.
That was the belief of Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord, a famous German general known for his opposition to the Nazi regime.
A quote, from The Silences of Hammerstein:
For Hammerstein, it was better for a leader to be clever and lazy than clever and hard working.
We’ll look at why later.
First, though, let’s think about stupid people.
Run Away From Your Doctor
Years ago, as a student in Japan, I fell sick.
My host mother -- ?or granny, rather, as she was well into her seventies -- ?offered me her best medical remedy.
She disappeared into the kitchen and, a short while later, returned with a long green onion, known in Japan as negi.
“What’s that for?” I asked, in broken Japanese.
“It’s for your cold,” she said.
“Oh,” I said. “Are you going to make a soup?”
“No.” She smiled. “I’m going to wrap it around your neck.”
I blinked. I was a guest and there was no way I was going to voice my skepticism. So I shut up, let her wrap the foul-smelling vegetable around my neck. A few days later, my cold went away.
Aha! Proof that neck-vegetables cure the common cold!
Skeptics like to criticize these folk remedies as irrational, voodoo-like rituals used by old grannies and other fools who don’t understand science.
But I think they miss something.
First off, my simple belief in the cure boosts immune function, improving my recovery in ways that modern medicine does not. In fact, such placebos seem to work even if I know the vegetable will do me no good -- ?even the skeptics benefit.
Secondly, and more interestingly, the home remedy keeps me away from the doctor.
To see a doctor in Japan, I have to wait for hours while surrounded by phlegmy, virus-carrying elderly. When I do see my doctor, he (it’s always a he) nods absentmindedly for two minutes, scribbles something on a pad of paper, and waves me off with a prescription for a sack of pills.
The pills may relieve my symptoms, but it also may have invisible downsides that are difficult to detect.
Take antibiotics, for example. A teenager that takes them to get rid of acne may be cursed with gut problems for the rest of her life.
This is not naive skepticism but an appreciation of the unintended consequences of fudging with a complex system: medication brings immediate and visible benefits but may come with delayed and invisible risks.
Sometimes, the fastest way to recover is to do nothing.
This is an example of what the philosopher Nassim Taleb calls iatrogenics -- ?when we do more harm than good with our interventions.
As the lazy guy says, “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.”
In a similar manner, von Hammerstein understood that the worst thing you can have is a hardworking idiot that goes around creating more work for everyone else.
In Japan, employees tend to be hired for life. When a smart manager discovers that you are an utter failure in the workplace -- ?despite your degree from the University of Tokyo and your top-tier test scores -- ?you are immediately transferred to the countryside (away from your wife and kids) to minimize the damage that you do to the company.
But let’s give ourselves the benefit of the doubt.
You’re smart, hardworking and beautiful. Is there a reason to be smart, lazy, and beautiful instead?
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