14 Incredibly Weird Things You Can Buy at Amazon
By Veronica Gwynn / Source: Amazon
In keeping with the theme of this website, my descent into the oddities available on Amazon began with a look at the weirdest self-help books ever written. The popularity of that post led to a search for the weirdest books in all genres, not just limited to self-help or personal improvement. And since that post hit a new high for popularity, I now present to you the strangest, most bizarre products and gifts that you can possibly have delivered right to your front door.
Spoil yourself, or confuse your friends and make their birthdays unforgettable by sending them these as gifts... Enjoy!
Question: After long term consumption of this, will I poop rainbows?
Answer: Yes! Small, edible pieces of bite size rainbow in fact! Please be warned however that a steady stream of urine (rainbow) after consuming this product cannot be croseds with another of the same. The result will be dark matter.
Q: How much meat is needed to feed another unicorn?
A: You should not feed unicorn meat to another unicorn. - You will end up with Mad Unicorn Disease (MUD) and no rainbows.
Q: Does it give you ever-lasting life?
A: No. That's only the blood.
Fake dog poop so realistic you'll think it IS Doggy Doody! This completely usable gag gift is made of pure handcrafted glycerin soap and scented in Chocolate. A unique novelty soap sure to provide some excitement, this handmade soap is shockingly disgusting, but absolutely funny!
Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She's the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) tall hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats.
Any serious situation can be deflated by the introduction of a rubber chicken, but traditional rubber chickens are so impractically large for daily use. This vinyl Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken slides easily into any bag or purse waiting to be introduced at the exact moment a little levity is needed.
Let Jesus be your co-pilot with this hilarious dashboard figurine. This quirky doll makes a great conversation piece. Place him beside your bed, on your desk, in your car, where ever you might need a little blessing. It's enlightenment on a spring!
These slender sticks of wood are generously flavored with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. Yum!
Just when you think we've lost it, we figure out how to top ourselves. This vinyl toupee is held in place with elastic loops that go around your chin. This is the perfect present for someone who thinks their toupee is invisible, you'll blow their cover.
Okay, so it's not super weird. I just always loved these as a kid and now I can own one for 6 bucks! Awesome... Nature provides this remarkable plant with "traps" to lure and capture it's food. The traps are covered inside by tiny hairs and a sticky sweet smelling substance attractive to insects. When an insect touches the trigger hair, the trap is activated and closes around it's victim. After digestion of it's meal (whick takes several days), the trap will open again for a new catch.
Play Golf on the Toilet. Hilarious gift for any golfer and anyone that uses the toilet! The picture is worth a thousand poops...
This isn't really a gag gift, as coyote urine is used for all sort of scientific wildlife research purposes. But I still think it's really weird that we can have urine sent to your door. Surprisingly, I couldn't find any human urine that you can order to beat drug tests at work. But I'm sure it's coming soon...
The Nostalgia Electrics Hot Dog Toaster is a fast, fun and convenient way to enjoy hot dogs. This unit holds up to two regular-sized hot dogs and two hot dog buns at one time. A fun way for guests of all ages to enjoy delicious hot dogs, the Nostalgia Electrics Hot Dog Toaster is perfect for entertaining, as well as a quick meal solution. Now cooking hot dogs is as simple as making toast!
This infected ornament will have your friendly garden gnomes running for cover. Made from handcrafted terracotta and weather-resistant paint, the Zombie Gnome will brave the elements to protect your back garden from intruders. Don't get too close!
Detect the presence of UFOs and aliens with this app. Can detect within a 100 meter radius. Detection is displayed through numbers ranging from 0-999, the higher the number obviously means the stronger/closer the UFO or alien presence. Low numbers may not be indicative of alien or UFO presence. Once detected the radar will to turn red and the device will start beeping. This app comes in handy at all times, from determining what the strange object in the sky is to determining who amongst us is real.
You can call them silly goats if you like, but these groups of goats are wise. In arid regions like Morocco, nimble goats go where vegetation is plenty-to treetops. Witness: Goats in Trees. Baaaah!