There Is Only One Way to Join the Illuminati
Source: Thought Pollution
In all the feedback I get on my various websites I receive one burning question more than any other.
“How do I join the Illuminati?”
So what do I tell these poor, pathetic followers? Well, my first instinct is to offer inclusion into this exclusive club for the low, low price of $599. But for you, my friend, I can give you this one-time limited deal for $399. Just send your cash, blood and soul and I’ll get back to you.
But only an evil member of the Illuminati would do that. Instead, I have to give you the boring truth.
There is no way to join the Illuminati. You must be born into it.
That’s it. Sorry. Unless you become a multi-billionaire. But even that’s no guarantee.
So if you weren’t born into the Illuminati, your only hope is that reincarnation is real. And better luck next time!
By the way, the most interesting book I’ve ever read on this subject is called 'Confession of an Invisible Illuminati' and you can get it for free by joining our Mind Bending News mailing list. Just enter your email to get your free book instantly...
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